A few years back when I was more of an idealist than I am now, I joined the United States Communist Party. After about a week of membership I learned how impotent the party really was. After about a year of reflection I learned that Communism would never work. However, as a birthday present a friend of mine created a little film for me in honor of my new party affiliation. To this day it remains one of the best birthday presents I have ever received. The link to it is here:

http://www.robbieaugspurger.com/rsms/manifesto.htm