I had the misfortune of watching a commercial where some little girl was repeatedly wiping her nose beacuse she supposedly had a cold. She kept wiping her nose with the back of her hand and her hand would come free from the affair clean of any mucous. Fuck this litle girl and her mother that represents her as a guardian during their participation in capitalistic deception.

If I were responsible for this commercial, I would depict the child with snot bubbles that crusted on the back of her hand which subsequently find their way into her meal later on. Huge and lowly viscous matter would emerge from her nasal openings and she would eat the excretions to the horror of her mother. Then a cold medicine would enter the scene and the next take would depict the mother getting fucked by some Brazilian Calvin Klein model while her daughter enjoys the best birthday party of her life--during which she takes a bite of a ridiculously decorated cake embellished with way too much frosting that forces her to assume the facial expression of a 40 year old woman having an orgasm for the first time in two decades whilst she swallows a slice.

If you are going to be a deceptive capitalist, why not be a purist about it?