The following is a list of short quotes that have made enough of an impression on me as to deserve rememberance:

"If time travel were possible, we would be innundated with tourists from the future."--Stephen Hawking

"We're moving along at the speed of 'C'"--a classmate (in reference to fast motion)

"If the student catches you when you are in the wrong, just reply to them, 'well, that may be true, but if you look at things in a BROADER context....'"--a professor.

(a second professor, in reference to the above) "Why not just do what I do and tell them, 'well, that's not really pertinent to this course."

"West Nile virus is the result of a conspiracy on behalf of the Illinois State Legislature attempting to destroy the political non-elite."--my mother, YES, my mother.

"...because I am a WHORE."--a friend

"You typed, 'diversity' where you were supposed to type, 'adversity."
"Perhaps in my mind they are one in the same."--a conversation

"I'm even more fun after the party!"--a professor

"Ill try anything with a detached air of superiority"--The Onion

I am at liberty to amend this list at any time